December 2011
What is the last thing Snape says to Harry? →
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mom: why are you smiling at the computer
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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
‎Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
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If you believe in Jesus Christ Reblog this. DON'T...
callmevictoriaa: nonducor-duco: teachmehowtolovealier: i wanna go to heaven D: I want to go to heaven. Fuck you.  HEAVEN???!??!?! dont deny me. D: I just keep reblogging this . I LOVE YOU JESUS <3 ! omfg these gifs. LOVE YOU JESUS!!! I posted this for those  of you who think i’m judging you or something I just wanted to see how many notes it would get so no...
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changing in my room
me: oh, hi poster, didnt see you there
me: *pulls off shirt*
me: you like that, dont you, you naughty poster you
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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why i'm single:
mysecretlullaby: i have the sex appeal of a carrot i’m awkward i like tumblr more than humans i’m boring i’m married to food i’m ugly  i’m easy to forget idk man. carrots are pretty grate
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Reblog with the time where you are
yankee-chan: takishima-san: izayas-dick: hetouched-thebutt: staywith-meee: orzzzz: kpopuniverse: xtineorz: queenhinata: michiru097: choie: leibang: endearing-eminency: thebutterses: cherryberrypanda: darrikins: candykoi: tykisexual: izayas-dick: 12:36 AM 5:36am~ 11:37 pm  9:38 pm 11:39 PM 9:44. 9.44 PM. 6:44 am @_@ 03:45 am 9:46 pm ...
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